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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 12, 2007 9:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: The rules of forum posting

Rule one:
People who tell you they won’t take any shit are WITHOUT EXCEPTION the same people who love to dish it out.

Rule two:
People who pride themselves on telling it like it is will WITHOUT EXCEPTION absolutely hate it when you try to do the same.

Rule three:
If you haven’t realized by now that you’re an asshole you never will.

But you are.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 12, 2007 9:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

HEY!!!!

quit talking about me

:)

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 12, 2007 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: But What Else?

Other famous rules:

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight

He who smelt it dealt it

You plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind

Dont pull on Superman's cape
Dont spit into the wind
Dont pull the mask of that ol' Lone Ranger
Dont mess around with Jim

He who denied it, supplied it

The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin

The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes

If she weighs less than a duck, she's a witch (Burn her! Burn her!)

If he is not sure if he fired 6 shots or only 5, do NOT offer to "Make his day"

If an admitted Al Qaeda terrorist says "Pull my finger", DONT

If your wife asks you if the dress makes her look fat, I don't care if she looks like the Hindenberg, say NO

MORE TO FOLLOW

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-12-12 20:11:02

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Poster: craven714 Date: Dec 13, 2007 3:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: But What Else?

Burn her anyway!!!!!!
burn 'er.....Burn 'er!

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 12, 2007 11:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

"If your wife asks you if the dress makes her look fat, I don't care if she looks like the Hindenberg, say NO"

Or let her get anywhere near a source of static electricity...

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 12, 2007 1:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

But especially don't ask your wife if the dress makes YOU look fat...

This post was modified by robthewordsmith on 2007-12-12 21:18:57

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Dec 13, 2007 7:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

You can't win that battle.

If I say NO she says I'm lying, If I say yes then I'm being an asshole . . . so whenever I get one of those questions I plead the 5th.

Scariest question "How do I look in this?"

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 13, 2007 7:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

you must always make sure of your facial expression first - that is the key - words can be hollow. a look of horror says it loud and clear

:)

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 12, 2007 12:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

Courtesy of Satchel Paige:

1 - Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
2 - If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
3 - Keep your juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
4 - Go very gently on the vices such as carrying on in society - the social ramble ain't restful.
5 - Avoid running at all times.
6 - Don't look back, something might be gaining on you.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 12, 2007 12:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: But What Else?

Are you playing oneupmanship (a game for all the dysfunctional family) or are you just being your old wuvable wascawy self?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 12, 2007 5:20pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: But What Else?

wuvable? bwo me.

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Poster: buscameby Date: Dec 12, 2007 11:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

and more important NO PISSIN INTO THE WIND

Just FYI *wink*

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Dec 13, 2007 7:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

that goes for spitting too

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Poster: Nothing Special Date: Dec 12, 2007 9:22am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

Sorry

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 12, 2007 10:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

Guilty! Yep, I often fail with respect to #2--case in point yesterday with taking offense to the lyrics removal post...I like to think that after my overly sensitive ass has a day or two to cool off I come around.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Dec 12, 2007 9:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

Amen to that brother.
I work with a lady that's a Jehovah's Witness and she went and walked Christmas Tree lane.
But, she spends most of her day jackin' people up over holiday spirit.

Mr. Roger's word for the day is: Hypocrite

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Poster: Ellis Van Sofa Date: Dec 12, 2007 9:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

I dated a J's Witness in High School and after her mother read her diary and discovered that we had slept together she outed her to the church and the Elders of the church told her 8 year old brother that she was a bad person and that he wasn't supposed to talk to her anymore. how f'd is that?

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Dec 12, 2007 9:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

This lady I work with, her daughter was married and had an affair and they did the same thing to her. She was required to still go to church but no one was allowed to talk to her. And if they did, she had to tell them why they couldn't talk to her. Definitely messed up.
There isn't much wondering why people have a problem with religion.

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Dec 12, 2007 10:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The rules of forum posting

what happens if you knock the girl up, boy i feel bad for that child.